Oh Dear God

You will of course recall the torture I subjected my thighs to last week, all in aid of a free lipbalm. Well, here are the pics...

No, of course that's not me.
Colour me disgusted.
I've never been a huge fan of a promotional t-shirt.



Here's the fabled chain... You can't see our faces because I believe the PR company has blurred out the obscene language that was being hurled at the photographer in response to his constant and vocal 'encouragement'.

And yes, since you mention it, we are outside ON THE ROAD.
The things a girl will do for a free lipbalm.

You don't even want to know how far I'd go for chocolate.