Vivienne Westwood for Melissa

Firstly, I just want to say, I'M ON A FREAKING PLANE. ON THE INTERWEBS. IN THE AIR. Truly, this is the future my friends... They even mixed me a fresh margarita but that could have more to do with the fact that we're en route to Vegas to research the fabulous I Heart Vegas - coming to a bookshop near you in 2011/2012/whenever I stop going to Vegas for research and write it.
Anyway, I digress. So this is absolutely a beauty blog and I have many wonderful things to tell you about once I get my arse back into gear next week but honestly, the last few weeks have been madness between London, Montreal, DC and now VEGAS BABY and you know, work, I haven't really known if I've been coming or going. (Weirdly, I appear to have been doing my best work ever which doesn't really make any sense but I think it a good reason as to why my bosses should have me travel a lot, drink a lot and have me hang out with cute boys on regular occasion - it clearly ups my productivity).

Anyway, as I say, this is a beauty blog but once in a blue moon mine eyes are torn away from the Sephora mailer and drawn toward the shoe shops. I think you probably already know this about me... and how can anyone be expected to remain faithful to one topic when such wonderful things as THESE are in the world?
These, my loves, are the new Vivienne Westwood for Melissa jellies.



These are £102 from spartoo.co.uk, these are my reason for being. I managed to pick up the glitter Mary Jane jellies in black and clear on sale last summer and have lived and died in them ever since. They're SO comfy, look great with everything and always elicit compliments (which I am a big fan of - suck it, I'm a Libra, I constantly need to be told how awesome I am). Most importantly, they make my heart sing a little song of gladness whenever I see them and when I slip them on, I do a little dance of joy. Don't you want that in your life? Don't you? No? Then what the *bleeped expletive* (pardon my French) is wrong with you? Go to Spartoo.co.uk, buy the shoes and get a happy.
If buying cute shoes isn't what makes you happy, you're in the wrong place and we can't be friends.
I'm not kidding.
That unfriendliness aside, I can't decide which of the new range are my favourites. Maybe the pink? Or the grey? But the blue is nice too... What do you think?



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